Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics
[CHORUS / HOOK] Sex with the opposite sex Is not so easy to get, So why don’t we get down with our pets? Rabbits hop on top, Turtles hard as rock.
[POST-CHORUS] Get down, get down, wild side flow, Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!
[SPOKEN]
So that’s like the beginning of the rap,
And we’re going to go through some animals.
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…
[VERSE 1] Snakes that coil and squeeze, Bees that buzz and tease. Platypus… fuck. Beaver, Imma heave her, Owls hoot just right, Bulls. Oh my! Foxes, oh yeah they sly, Swans got that neck game right.
[VERSE 2] Batties with a bite so bold. Lions with a lie to be told. Epstein's underage spiders What ‽ Cocks rising with the sun, [Spoken] Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. [Verse 2 Continued] Octopi want to lick my pie.
[VERSE 2] Batties with a bite so bold. Lions with a lie to be told. Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽ Cocks rising with the sun, [Spoken] Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. [Verse 2 Continued] Octopi want to lick my pie. Humans need not apply For we have Octopi Otters gonna watch tonight Hippos In my car tonight Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry Father I objectify butterflies I fuck my possums not alive
[Spoken]
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches.
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere. [PRE-CHORUS] It’s getting wild, boyz Every creature got a rhythm and a role, No hole, too small From the ground to the sky, hear the call, When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.