Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

Lyrics

Chorus / Hook

Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.

Post-Chorus

Get down, get down, wild side flow,
We're Men Attracted to Pets
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

Spoken

So that’s like the beginning of the rap,
And we’re going to go through some animals.
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

Verse 1

Snakes that coil and squeeze,
Bees that buzz and tease.
Platypus… fuck.
Beaver, Imma heave her,
Owls hoot just right,
Bulls. Oh my!
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,
Swans got that neck game right.

Verse 2

Batties with a bite so bold,
Lions with a lie to be told,
Epstein's underage spiders—

[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]

Cocks rising with the sun,

[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]
[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]
Octopi want to lick my pie.
Humans need not apply
For we have Octopi
Otters gonna watch tonight
Hippos in my car tonight
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry
Father I objectify butterflies
I fuck my possums not alive

Spoken (Outro Setup)

Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches.
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.

Pre-Chorus

It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole, too small
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.