Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

Lyrics

Chorus / Hook

Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.

Post-Chorus

Get down, get down, wild side flow,
We're Men Attracted to Pets
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

Spoken

So that’s like the beginning of the rap,
And we’re going to go through some animals.
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

Verse 1

Snakes that coil and squeeze,
Bees that buzz and tease.
Platypus… fuck.
Beaver, Imma heave her,
Owls hoot just right,
Bulls. Oh my!
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,
Swans got that neck game right.

Verse 2

Batties with a bite so bold,
Lions with a lie to be told,
Epstein's underage spiders—

[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]

Cocks rising with the sun,

[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]
[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]
Octopi want to lick my pie.
Humans need not apply
For we have Octopi
Otters gonna watch tonight
Hippos in my car tonight
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry
Father I objectify butterflies
I fuck my possums not alive

BRIDGE RAP

FUCK THE WHALES!
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,
No, I mean to screw them,
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.
Literally, romantically, yeah that’s the scale,
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.
We literally fuck the environment.
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext,
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,
Say it how we mean it, no second glance.

Pre-Chorus

It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole, too small
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.