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Created page with "[CHORUS / HOOK] Sex with the opposite sex Is not so easy to get, So why don’t we get down with our pets? Rabbits hop on top, Turtles hard as rock. [POST-CHORUS] Get down, get down, wild side flow, Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! [SPOKEN] So that’s like the beginning of the rap, And we’re going to go through some animals. I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but… [VERSE 1] Snakes that coil and squeeze, Bees that..." |
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==Lyrics== | |||
Sex with the opposite sex | |||
Is not so easy to get, | ===Chorus / Hook=== | ||
So why don’t we get down with our pets? | Sex with the opposite sex<br/> | ||
Rabbits hop on top, | Is not so easy to get,<br/> | ||
So why don’t we get down with our pets?<br/> | |||
Rabbits hop on top,<br/> | |||
Turtles hard as rock. | Turtles hard as rock. | ||
===Post-Chorus=== | |||
Get down, get down, wild side flow, | Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/> | ||
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! | Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! | ||
===Spoken=== | |||
So that’s like the beginning of the rap,<br/> | |||
And we’re going to go through some animals. | And we’re going to go through some animals.<br/> | ||
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but… | |||
===Verse 1=== | |||
Snakes that coil and squeeze, | Snakes that coil and squeeze,<br/> | ||
Bees that buzz and tease. | Bees that buzz and tease.<br/> | ||
Platypus… fuck. | Platypus… fuck.<br/> | ||
Beaver, Imma heave her, | Beaver, Imma heave her,<br/> | ||
Owls hoot just right, | Owls hoot just right,<br/> | ||
Bulls. Oh my! | Bulls. Oh my!<br/> | ||
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, | Foxes, oh yeah they sly,<br/> | ||
Swans got that neck game right. | Swans got that neck game right. | ||
===Verse 2=== | |||
Batties with a bite so bold. | Batties with a bite so bold.<br/> | ||
Lions with a lie to be told. | Lions with a lie to be told.<br/> | ||
Epstein's underage spiders What ‽ | Epstein's underage spiders What ‽<br/> | ||
Cocks rising with the sun, | Cocks rising with the sun, | ||
====Spoken==== | |||
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. | Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. | ||
====Verse 2 Continued==== | |||
Octopi want to lick my pie. | Octopi want to lick my pie. | ||
===Verse 2 (Extended)=== | |||
Batties with a bite so bold. | Batties with a bite so bold.<br/> | ||
Lions with a lie to be told. | Lions with a lie to be told.<br/> | ||
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽ | Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽<br/> | ||
Cocks rising with the sun, | Cocks rising with the sun, | ||
====Spoken==== | |||
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. | Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. | ||
Octopi want to lick my pie. | ====Verse 2 Continued==== | ||
Humans need not apply | Octopi want to lick my pie.<br/> | ||
For we have Octopi | Humans need not apply<br/> | ||
Otters gonna watch tonight | For we have Octopi<br/> | ||
Hippos | Otters gonna watch tonight<br/> | ||
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry | Hippos in my car tonight<br/> | ||
Father I objectify butterflies | Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry<br/> | ||
Father I objectify butterflies<br/> | |||
I fuck my possums not alive | I fuck my possums not alive | ||
===Spoken (Outro Setup)=== | |||
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches.<br/> | |||
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere. | |||
===Pre-Chorus=== | |||
It’s getting wild, boyz<br/> | |||
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/> | |||
No hole, too small<br/> | |||
It’s getting wild, boyz | From the ground to the sky, hear the call,<br/> | ||
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, | |||
No hole, too small | |||
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, | |||
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all. | When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all. | ||