Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

Lyrics

Pre-Chorus

It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,
Caw caw
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

Chorus

Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.

Post-Chorus

Get down, get down, wild side flow,
We're Men Attracted to Pets
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

Spoken

So that’s like the beginning of the track,
And we’re going to go through some animals.
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

Interjection

BABOON BOOTY!

Verse 1

Snakes that coil and squeeze,
Bees that buzz and tease.
Platypus… fuck.
Beaver, Imma heave her,
Owls hoot just right,
Bulls. Oh my!
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,
Swans got that neck game right.

Verse 2

Batties with a bite so bold,
Lions with a lie to be told,
Epstein's underage spiders...,
Ayo??...Da' fuck??
Cocks rising with the sun,

[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]

Octopi want to lick my pie.
Humans need not apply
For we have Octopi
Otters gonna watch tonight
Hippos in my car tonight
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry
Father I objectify butterflies
I fuck my possums not alive

Bridge Rap

FUCK THE WHALES!
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,
No, I mean to screw them,
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail,
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.
We literally fuck the environment.
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

Pre-Chorus

It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,
Caw caw
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

Chorus

Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.

Post-Chorus

Get down, get down, wild side flow,
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

Outro (Spoken)

Okay, okay—hold up, hold up.
We might’ve taken that a little too far.
Like… legally, probably.
Okay Karen beehive.
[fading]
Caw caw…
Caw caw…

Outro (Sung)

Wild side flow…
Every dino got a hole…
T-Rex can’t reach low…
So I lend a helping soul…

[fade out]
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…