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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
===Pre-Chorus=== | ===Pre-Chorus=== | ||
It’s getting wild, boyz<br/> | It’s getting wild, boyz<br/> | ||
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===Post-Chorus=== | ===Post-Chorus=== | ||
Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/> | Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/> | ||
We're Men Attracted to Pets <br/> | We're Men Attracted to Pets<br/> | ||
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! | Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! | ||
===Spoken=== | ===Spoken=== | ||
So that’s like the beginning of the | So that’s like the beginning of the track,<br/> | ||
And we’re going to go through some animals.<br/> | And we’re going to go through some animals.<br/> | ||
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but… | I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but… | ||
===Interjection=== | |||
'''BABOON BOOTY!''' | |||
===Verse 1=== | ===Verse 1=== | ||
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===Verse 2=== | ===Verse 2=== | ||
Batties with a bite so bold,<br> | Batties with a bite so bold,<br/> | ||
Lions with a lie to be told,<br> | Lions with a lie to be told,<br/> | ||
Da' fuck??<br/> | |||
Cocks rising with the sun,<br/> | |||
''[ | ''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]''<br/> | ||
Octopi want to lick my pie.<br/> | Octopi want to lick my pie.<br/> | ||
Humans need not apply<br/> | Humans need not apply<br/> | ||
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I fuck my possums not alive | I fuck my possums not alive | ||
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FUCK THE WHALES!<br> | FUCK THE WHALES!<br/> | ||
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,<br> | Not, like, be negligent of the whales,<br/> | ||
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,<br> | Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,<br/> | ||
No, I mean to screw them,<br> | No, I mean to screw them,<br/> | ||
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,<br> | & I don’t mean screw ’em over,<br/> | ||
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.<br> | No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.<br/> | ||
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail,<br> | Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail,<br/> | ||
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.<br> | ’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.<br/> | ||
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,<br> | We treat the whales like we treat the environment,<br/> | ||
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.<br> | Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.<br/> | ||
We literally fuck the environment.<br> | We literally fuck the environment.<br/> | ||
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,<br> | We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,<br/> | ||
Spell it out clear so there’s no | Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,<br/> | ||
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,<br> | We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,<br/> | ||
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap. | Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap. | ||
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No hole, too small<br/> | No hole, too small<br/> | ||
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,<br/> | From the ground to the sky, hear the call,<br/> | ||
Caw caw <br/> | ''Caw caw''<br/> | ||
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all. | When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all. | ||
===Chorus / Hook=== | ===Chorus / Hook=== | ||
Sex with the opposite sex <br/> | Sex with the opposite sex<br/> | ||
Is not so easy to get, <br/> | Is not so easy to get,<br/> | ||
So why don’t we get down with our pets? <br/> | So why don’t we get down with our pets?<br/> | ||
Rabbits hop on top, <br/> | Rabbits hop on top,<br/> | ||
Turtles hard as rock. | Turtles hard as rock. | ||
===Post-Chorus=== | ===Post-Chorus=== | ||
Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/> | Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/> | ||
We | We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,<br/> | ||
Every beast in the zoo | Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,<br/> | ||
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,<br/> | |||
Every beast in the zoo can't say no! | |||
===Outro (Spoken / Fade Out)=== | ===Outro (Spoken / Fade Out)=== | ||
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We might’ve taken that a little too far.<br/> | We might’ve taken that a little too far.<br/> | ||
Like… legally, probably.<br/> | Like… legally, probably.<br/> | ||
Okay Karen beehive. <br/> | Okay Karen beehive.<br/> | ||
''[fading]''<br/> | ''[fading]''<br/> | ||
Caw caw…<br/> | Caw caw…<br/> | ||
Caw caw… | Caw caw… | ||
===Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)=== | ===Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)=== | ||
Wild side flow…<br/> | Wild side flow…<br/> | ||
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''[fade out]''<br/> | ''[fade out]''<br/> | ||
My | My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go… | ||
Revision as of 18:58, 2 April 2026
Lyrics
Pre-Chorus
It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole too small,
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.
Chorus / Hook
Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.
Post-Chorus
Get down, get down, wild side flow,
We're Men Attracted to Pets
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!
Spoken
So that’s like the beginning of the track,
And we’re going to go through some animals.
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…
Interjection
BABOON BOOTY!
Verse 1
Snakes that coil and squeeze,
Bees that buzz and tease.
Platypus… fuck.
Beaver, Imma heave her,
Owls hoot just right,
Bulls. Oh my!
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,
Swans got that neck game right.
Verse 2
Batties with a bite so bold,
Lions with a lie to be told,
Da' fuck??
Cocks rising with the sun,
[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]
Octopi want to lick my pie.
Humans need not apply
For we have Octopi
Otters gonna watch tonight
Hippos in my car tonight
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry
Father I objectify butterflies
I fuck my possums not alive
Bridge Rap
FUCK THE WHALES!
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,
No, I mean to screw them,
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail,
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.
We literally fuck the environment.
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.
Pre-Chorus
It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole, too small
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,
Caw caw
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.
Chorus / Hook
Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.
Post-Chorus
Get down, get down, wild side flow,
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!
Outro (Spoken / Fade Out)
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up.
We might’ve taken that a little too far.
Like… legally, probably.
Okay Karen beehive.
[fading]
Caw caw…
Caw caw…
Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)
Wild side flow…
Every dino got a hole…
T-Rex can’t reach low…
So I lend a helping soul…
[fade out]
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…