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==Lyrics== | |||
Sex with the opposite sex | |||
Is not so easy to get, | ===Chorus / Hook=== | ||
So why don’t we get down with our pets? | Sex with the opposite sex<br/> | ||
Rabbits hop on top, | Is not so easy to get,<br/> | ||
So why don’t we get down with our pets?<br/> | |||
Rabbits hop on top,<br/> | |||
Turtles hard as rock. | Turtles hard as rock. | ||
===Post-Chorus=== | |||
Get down, get down, wild side flow, | Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/> | ||
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! | Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! | ||
===Spoken=== | |||
So that’s like the beginning of the rap,<br/> | |||
And we’re going to go through some animals. | And we’re going to go through some animals.<br/> | ||
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but… | |||
===Verse 1=== | |||
Snakes that coil and squeeze, | Snakes that coil and squeeze,<br/> | ||
Bees that buzz and tease. | Bees that buzz and tease.<br/> | ||
Platypus… fuck. | Platypus… fuck.<br/> | ||
Beaver, Imma heave her, | Beaver, Imma heave her,<br/> | ||
Owls hoot just right, | Owls hoot just right,<br/> | ||
Bulls. Oh my! | Bulls. Oh my!<br/> | ||
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, | Foxes, oh yeah they sly,<br/> | ||
Swans got that neck game right. | Swans got that neck game right. | ||
===Verse 2=== | |||
Batties with a bite so bold. | Batties with a bite so bold.<br/> | ||
Lions with a lie to be told. | Lions with a lie to be told.<br/> | ||
Epstein's underage spiders What ‽ | Epstein's underage spiders What ‽<br/> | ||
Cocks rising with the sun, | Cocks rising with the sun, | ||
====Spoken==== | |||
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. | Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. | ||
====Verse 2 Continued==== | |||
Octopi want to lick my pie. | Octopi want to lick my pie. | ||
===Verse 2 (Extended)=== | |||
Batties with a bite so bold. | Batties with a bite so bold.<br/> | ||
Lions with a lie to be told. | Lions with a lie to be told.<br/> | ||
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽ | Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽<br/> | ||
Cocks rising with the sun, | Cocks rising with the sun, | ||
====Spoken==== | |||
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. | Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay. | ||
Octopi want to lick my pie. | ====Verse 2 Continued==== | ||
Humans need not apply | Octopi want to lick my pie.<br/> | ||
For we have Octopi | Humans need not apply<br/> | ||
Otters gonna watch tonight | For we have Octopi<br/> | ||
Hippos | Otters gonna watch tonight<br/> | ||
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry | Hippos in my car tonight<br/> | ||
Father I objectify butterflies | Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry<br/> | ||
Father I objectify butterflies<br/> | |||
I fuck my possums not alive | I fuck my possums not alive | ||
===Spoken (Outro Setup)=== | |||
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches.<br/> | |||
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere. | |||
===Pre-Chorus=== | |||
It’s getting wild, boyz<br/> | |||
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/> | |||
No hole, too small<br/> | |||
It’s getting wild, boyz | From the ground to the sky, hear the call,<br/> | ||
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, | |||
No hole, too small | |||
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, | |||
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all. | When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all. | ||
Revision as of 17:16, 2 April 2026
Lyrics
Chorus / Hook
Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.
Post-Chorus
Get down, get down, wild side flow,
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!
Spoken
So that’s like the beginning of the rap,
And we’re going to go through some animals.
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…
Verse 1
Snakes that coil and squeeze,
Bees that buzz and tease.
Platypus… fuck.
Beaver, Imma heave her,
Owls hoot just right,
Bulls. Oh my!
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,
Swans got that neck game right.
Verse 2
Batties with a bite so bold.
Lions with a lie to be told.
Epstein's underage spiders What ‽
Cocks rising with the sun,
Spoken
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.
Verse 2 Continued
Octopi want to lick my pie.
Verse 2 (Extended)
Batties with a bite so bold.
Lions with a lie to be told.
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽
Cocks rising with the sun,
Spoken
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.
Verse 2 Continued
Octopi want to lick my pie.
Humans need not apply
For we have Octopi
Otters gonna watch tonight
Hippos in my car tonight
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry
Father I objectify butterflies
I fuck my possums not alive
Spoken (Outro Setup)
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches.
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.
Pre-Chorus
It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole, too small
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.