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Created page with "[CHORUS / HOOK] Sex with the opposite sex Is not so easy to get, So why don’t we get down with our pets? Rabbits hop on top, Turtles hard as rock. [POST-CHORUS] Get down, get down, wild side flow, Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! [SPOKEN] So that’s like the beginning of the rap, And we’re going to go through some animals. I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but… [VERSE 1] Snakes that coil and squeeze, Bees that..." |
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==Lyrics== | |||
Sex with the opposite sex | |||
Is not so easy to get, | ===Pre-Chorus=== | ||
So why don’t we get down with our pets? | It’s getting wild, boyz<br/> | ||
Rabbits hop on top, | Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/> | ||
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,<br/> | |||
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,<br/> | |||
''Caw caw''<br/> | |||
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,<br/> | |||
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all. | |||
===Chorus=== | |||
Sex with the opposite sex<br/> | |||
Is not so easy to get,<br/> | |||
So why don’t we get down with our pets?<br/> | |||
Rabbits hop on top,<br/> | |||
Turtles hard as rock. | Turtles hard as rock. | ||
===Post-Chorus=== | |||
Get down, get down, wild side flow, | Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/> | ||
We're Men Attracted to Pets<br/> | |||
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! | Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! | ||
===Spoken=== | |||
So that’s like the beginning of the track,<br/> | |||
And we’re going to go through some animals. | And we’re going to go through some animals.<br/> | ||
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but… | |||
===Interjection=== | |||
Snakes that coil and squeeze, | '''BABOON BOOTY!''' | ||
Bees that buzz and tease. | |||
Platypus… fuck. | ===Verse 1=== | ||
Beaver, Imma heave her, | Snakes that coil and squeeze,<br/> | ||
Owls hoot just right, | Bees that buzz and tease.<br/> | ||
Bulls. Oh my! | Platypus… fuck.<br/> | ||
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, | Beaver, Imma heave her,<br/> | ||
Owls hoot just right,<br/> | |||
Bulls. Oh my!<br/> | |||
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,<br/> | |||
Swans got that neck game right. | Swans got that neck game right. | ||
===Verse 2=== | |||
Batties with a bite so bold | Batties with a bite so bold,<br/> | ||
Lions with a lie to be told | Lions with a lie to be told,<br/> | ||
Epstein's underage spiders | Epstein's underage spiders...,<br/> | ||
Cocks rising with the sun, | Ayo??...Da' fuck??<br/> | ||
Cocks rising with the sun,<br/> | |||
Just for context, I’m referring to a rooster. Beehive, ladies, okay?''<br/> | |||
Octopi want to lick my pie.<br/> | |||
Humans need not apply<br/> | |||
For we have Octopi<br/> | |||
Otters gonna watch tonight<br/> | |||
Just for | Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight<br/> | ||
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry<br/> | |||
Octopi want to lick my pie. | Father I objectify butterflies<br/> | ||
Humans need not apply | |||
For we have Octopi | |||
Otters gonna watch tonight | |||
Hippos | |||
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry | |||
Father I objectify butterflies | |||
I fuck my possums not alive | I fuck my possums not alive | ||
===Bridge Rap=== | |||
FUCK THE WHALES!<br/> | |||
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,<br/> | |||
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,<br/> | |||
No, I mean to screw them,<br/> | |||
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,<br/> | |||
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.<br/> | |||
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail,<br/> | |||
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.<br/> | |||
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,<br/> | |||
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.<br/> | |||
We literally fuck the environment.<br/> | |||
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,<br/> | |||
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,<br/> | |||
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,<br/> | |||
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap. | |||
===Pre-Chorus=== | |||
It’s getting wild, boyz<br/> | |||
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/> | |||
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,<br/> | |||
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,<br/> | |||
''Caw caw''<br/> | |||
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,<br/> | |||
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all. | |||
===Chorus=== | |||
Sex with the opposite sex<br/> | |||
Is not so easy to get,<br/> | |||
So why don’t we get down with our pets?<br/> | |||
Rabbits hop on top,<br/> | |||
Turtles hard as rock. | |||
===Post-Chorus=== | |||
Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/> | |||
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,<br/> | |||
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,<br/> | |||
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,<br/> | |||
Every beast in the zoo can't say no! | |||
===Outro (Spoken)=== | |||
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.<br/> | |||
We might’ve taken that a little too far.<br/> | |||
Like… legally, probably.<br/> | |||
Okay Karen beehive.<br/> | |||
''[fading]''<br/> | |||
Caw caw…<br/> | |||
Caw caw… | |||
===Outro (Sung)=== | |||
Get down, get down, Wild side flow…<br/> | |||
Every dino got a hole…<br/> | |||
T-Rex can’t reach low…<br/> | |||
So I lend a helping soul…<br/> | |||
[ | ''[fade out]''<br/> | ||
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go… | |||