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==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
===Pre-Chorus===
===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz<br/>
It’s getting wild, boyz<br/>
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/>
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/>
No hole too small,<br/>
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,<br/>
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,<br/>
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,<br/>
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.
''Caw caw''<br/>
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,<br/>
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.


===Chorus / Hook===
===Chorus===
Sex with the opposite sex<br/>
Sex with the opposite sex<br/>
Is not so easy to get,<br/>
Is not so easy to get,<br/>
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===Post-Chorus===
===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/>
Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/>
We're Men Attracted to Pets <br/>
We're Men Attracted to Pets<br/>
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! <br/>
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!


===Spoken===
===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap,<br/>
So that’s like the beginning of the track,<br/>
And we’re going to go through some animals.<br/>
And we’re going to go through some animals.<br/>
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…
 
===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''


===Verse 1===
===Verse 1===
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===Verse 2===
===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold,<br>
Batties with a bite so bold,<br/>
Lions with a lie to be told,<br>
Lions with a lie to be told,<br/>
Epstein's underage spiders—<br>
Epstein's underage spiders...,<br/>
Ayo??...Da' fuck??<br/>
Cocks rising with the sun,<br/>


''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]''<br>
Just for context, I’m referring to a rooster. Beehive, ladies, okay?''<br/>


Cocks rising with the sun,<br>
''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]''<br>
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]''<br>
Octopi want to lick my pie.<br/>
Octopi want to lick my pie.<br/>
Humans need not apply<br/>
Humans need not apply<br/>
For we have Octopi<br/>
For we have Octopi<br/>
Otters gonna watch tonight<br/>
Otters gonna watch tonight<br/>
Hippos in my car tonight<br/>
Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight<br/>
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry<br/>
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry<br/>
Father I objectify butterflies<br/>
Father I objectify butterflies<br/>
I fuck my possums not alive
I fuck my possums not alive


===BRIDGE RAP===
===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES!<br>
FUCK THE WHALES!<br/>
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,<br>
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,<br/>
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,<br>
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,<br/>
No, I mean to screw them,<br>
No, I mean to screw them,<br/>
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,<br>
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,<br/>
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.<br>
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.<br/>
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail,<br>
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail,<br/>
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.<br>
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.<br/>
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,<br>
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,<br/>
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.<br>
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.<br/>
We literally fuck the environment.<br>
We literally fuck the environment.<br/>
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,<br>
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,<br/>
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext,<br>
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,<br/>
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,<br>
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,<br/>
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.


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It’s getting wild, boyz<br/>
It’s getting wild, boyz<br/>
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/>
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/>
No hole, too small<br/>
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,<br/>
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,<br/>
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,<br/>
Caw caw <br/>
''Caw caw''<br/>
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,<br/>
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.


===Chorus / Hook===
===Chorus===
Sex with the opposite sex <br/>
Sex with the opposite sex<br/>
Is not so easy to get, <br/>
Is not so easy to get,<br/>
So why don’t we get down with our pets? <br/>
So why don’t we get down with our pets?<br/>
Rabbits hop on top, <br/>
Rabbits hop on top,<br/>
Turtles hard as rock.
Turtles hard as rock.


===Post-Chorus===
===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/>
Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/>
We're Men Attracted to Pets <br/>
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,<br/>
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! <br/>
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,<br/>
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,<br/>
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!
 
===Outro (Spoken)===
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.<br/>
We might’ve taken that a little too far.<br/>
Like… legally, probably.<br/>
Okay Karen beehive.<br/>
''[fading]''<br/>
Caw caw…<br/>
Caw caw…
 
===Outro (Sung)===
Get down, get down, Wild side flow…<br/>
Every dino got a hole…<br/>
T-Rex can’t reach low…<br/>
So I lend a helping soul…<br/>
 
''[fade out]''<br/>
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…