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Created page with "[CHORUS / HOOK] Sex with the opposite sex Is not so easy to get, So why don’t we get down with our pets? Rabbits hop on top, Turtles hard as rock. [POST-CHORUS] Get down, get down, wild side flow, Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! [SPOKEN] So that’s like the beginning of the rap, And we’re going to go through some animals. I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but… [VERSE 1] Snakes that coil and squeeze, Bees that..."
 
 
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[CHORUS / HOOK]
==Lyrics==
Sex with the opposite sex
 
Is not so easy to get,
===Pre-Chorus===
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
It’s getting wild, boyz<br/>
Rabbits hop on top,
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/>
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,<br/>
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,<br/>
''Caw caw''<br/>
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,<br/>
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.
 
===Chorus===
Sex with the opposite sex<br/>
Is not so easy to get,<br/>
So why don’t we get down with our pets?<br/>
Rabbits hop on top,<br/>
Turtles hard as rock.
Turtles hard as rock.


[POST-CHORUS]
===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow,
Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/>
We're Men Attracted to Pets<br/>
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!


[SPOKEN]
===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap,  
So that’s like the beginning of the track,<br/>
And we’re going to go through some animals.
And we’re going to go through some animals.<br/>
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…


[VERSE 1]
===Interjection===
Snakes that coil and squeeze,
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''
Bees that buzz and tease.
 
Platypus… fuck.
===Verse 1===
Beaver, Imma heave her,
Snakes that coil and squeeze,<br/>
Owls hoot just right,
Bees that buzz and tease.<br/>
Bulls. Oh my!
Platypus… fuck.<br/>
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,
Beaver, Imma heave her,<br/>
Owls hoot just right,<br/>
Bulls. Oh my!<br/>
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,<br/>
Swans got that neck game right.
Swans got that neck game right.


[VERSE 2]
===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold.
Batties with a bite so bold,<br/>
Lions with a lie to be told.
Lions with a lie to be told,<br/>
Epstein's underage spiders What ‽
Epstein's underage spiders...,<br/>
Cocks rising with the sun,
Ayo??...Da' fuck??<br/>
[Spoken]
Cocks rising with the sun,<br/>
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.
[Verse 2 Continued]
Octopi want to lick my pie.


[VERSE 2]
Just for context, I’m referring to a rooster. Beehive, ladies, okay?''<br/>
Batties with a bite so bold.
 
Lions with a lie to be told.
Octopi want to lick my pie.<br/>
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽
Humans need not apply<br/>
Cocks rising with the sun,
For we have Octopi<br/>
[Spoken]
Otters gonna watch tonight<br/>
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.
Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight<br/>
[Verse 2 Continued]
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry<br/>
Octopi want to lick my pie.
Father I objectify butterflies<br/>
Humans need not apply
For we have Octopi
Otters gonna watch tonight
Hippos In my car tonight
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry
Father I objectify butterflies  
I fuck my possums not alive
I fuck my possums not alive


===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES!<br/>
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,<br/>
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,<br/>
No, I mean to screw them,<br/>
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,<br/>
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.<br/>
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail,<br/>
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.<br/>
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,<br/>
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.<br/>
We literally fuck the environment.<br/>
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,<br/>
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,<br/>
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,<br/>
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.
===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz<br/>
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,<br/>
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,<br/>
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,<br/>
''Caw caw''<br/>
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,<br/>
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.
===Chorus===
Sex with the opposite sex<br/>
Is not so easy to get,<br/>
So why don’t we get down with our pets?<br/>
Rabbits hop on top,<br/>
Turtles hard as rock.
===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow,<br/>
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,<br/>
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,<br/>
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,<br/>
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!
===Outro (Spoken)===
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.<br/>
We might’ve taken that a little too far.<br/>
Like… legally, probably.<br/>
Okay Karen beehive.<br/>
''[fading]''<br/>
Caw caw…<br/>
Caw caw…
===Outro (Sung)===
Get down, get down, Wild side flow…<br/>
Every dino got a hole…<br/>
T-Rex can’t reach low…<br/>
So I lend a helping soul…<br/>


[Spoken]
''[fade out]''<br/>
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches.
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.
[PRE-CHORUS]
It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole, too small
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Latest revision as of 21:30, 2 April 2026

Lyrics

Pre-Chorus

It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,
Caw caw
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

Chorus

Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.

Post-Chorus

Get down, get down, wild side flow,
We're Men Attracted to Pets
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

Spoken

So that’s like the beginning of the track,
And we’re going to go through some animals.
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

Interjection

BABOON BOOTY!

Verse 1

Snakes that coil and squeeze,
Bees that buzz and tease.
Platypus… fuck.
Beaver, Imma heave her,
Owls hoot just right,
Bulls. Oh my!
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,
Swans got that neck game right.

Verse 2

Batties with a bite so bold,
Lions with a lie to be told,
Epstein's underage spiders...,
Ayo??...Da' fuck??
Cocks rising with the sun,

Just for context, I’m referring to a rooster. Beehive, ladies, okay?

Octopi want to lick my pie.
Humans need not apply
For we have Octopi
Otters gonna watch tonight
Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry
Father I objectify butterflies
I fuck my possums not alive

Bridge Rap

FUCK THE WHALES!
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,
No, I mean to screw them,
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail,
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.
We literally fuck the environment.
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

Pre-Chorus

It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,
Caw caw
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

Chorus

Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.

Post-Chorus

Get down, get down, wild side flow,
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

Outro (Spoken)

Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.
We might’ve taken that a little too far.
Like… legally, probably.
Okay Karen beehive.
[fading]
Caw caw…
Caw caw…

Outro (Sung)

Get down, get down, Wild side flow…
Every dino got a hole…
T-Rex can’t reach low…
So I lend a helping soul…

[fade out]
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

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