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Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T20:00:02Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Chorus / Hook */

==Lyrics==

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the track, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Da' fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know, 
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P., 
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be, 
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

===Outro (Spoken)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw…

===Outro (Sung)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T19:59:48Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Chorus / Hook */

==Lyrics==

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the track, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Da' fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know, 
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P., 
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be, 
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

===Outro (Spoken)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw…

===Outro (Sung)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T19:51:02Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Outro (Soft Hook Reprise) */

==Lyrics==

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the track, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Da' fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know, 
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P., 
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be, 
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

===Outro (Spoken)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw…

===Outro (Sung)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T19:50:50Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Outro (Spoken / Fade Out) */

==Lyrics==

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the track, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Da' fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know, 
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P., 
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be, 
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

===Outro (Spoken)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw…

===Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T19:16:04Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Pre-Chorus */

==Lyrics==

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the track, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Da' fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know, 
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P., 
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be, 
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

===Outro (Spoken / Fade Out)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw…

===Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T19:13:52Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Pre-Chorus */

==Lyrics==

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the track, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Da' fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know, 
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P., 
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be, 
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

===Outro (Spoken / Fade Out)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw…

===Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T19:05:36Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Pre-Chorus */

==Lyrics==

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the track, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Da' fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know, 
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P., 
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be, 
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

===Outro (Spoken / Fade Out)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw…

===Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T19:05:11Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Pre-Chorus */

==Lyrics==

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the track, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Da' fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, yeah we far gone, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all, 
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know, 
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P., 
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be, 
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

===Outro (Spoken / Fade Out)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw…

===Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:58:31Z

MurdochMaxwell:

==Lyrics==

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the track, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…

===Interjection===
'''BABOON BOOTY!'''

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Da' fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Bridge Rap===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
''Caw caw'' 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know, 
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P., 
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be, 
Every beast in the zoo can't say no!

===Outro (Spoken / Fade Out)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw…

===Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My hands?! Yeah… I can't help where they go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:28:51Z

MurdochMaxwell:

==Lyrics==
===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===BRIDGE RAP===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
Caw caw 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Outro (Spoken / Fade Out)===
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up. 
We might’ve taken that a little too far. 
Like… legally, probably. 
Okay Karen beehive. 
''[fading]'' 
Caw caw… 
Caw caw… 
===Outro (Soft Hook Reprise)===
Wild side flow… 
Every dino got a hole… 
T-Rex can’t reach low… 
So I lend a helping soul… 

''[fade out]'' 
My Hands?! Yeah… I help where they can’t go…

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:22:12Z

MurdochMaxwell:

==Lyrics==
===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole too small, 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===BRIDGE RAP===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
Caw caw 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:19:20Z

MurdochMaxwell:

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===BRIDGE RAP===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
Caw caw 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:18:23Z

MurdochMaxwell:

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===BRIDGE RAP===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
Caw caw 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Chorus / Hook
Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:13:56Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* BRIDGE RAP */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===BRIDGE RAP===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:13:00Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* BRIDGE RAP */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===BRIDGE RAP===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah let's make them wail, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, no second glance.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:11:43Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* BRIDGE RAP */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===BRIDGE RAP===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah that’s the scale, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, no second glance.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:10:51Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* BRIDGE RAP */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===BRIDGE RAP===
FUCK THE WHALES! 
Not, like, be negligent of the whales, 
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale, 
No, I mean to screw them, 
& I don’t mean screw ’em over, 
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer. 
Literally, romantically, yeah that’s the scale, 
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales. 
We treat the whales like we treat the environment, 
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels. 
We literally fuck the environment. 
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context, 
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext, 
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse, 
Say it how we mean it, no second glance.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T18:08:38Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Spoken (Outro Setup) */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===BRIDGE RAP===
FUCK THE WHALES!
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,
No, I mean to screw them,
& I don’t mean screw ’em over,
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.
Literally, romantically, yeah that’s the scale,
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,
Not to save it, nah we twist the requirement.
I mean, not to save the environment,
But to literally fuck the environment.
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretext,
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,
Say it how we mean it, no second glance.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T17:49:48Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Verse 2 */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Spoken (Outro Setup)===
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches. 
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T17:49:30Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Verse 2 Continued */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie.

===Spoken (Outro Setup)===
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches. 
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T17:49:10Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Verse 2 (Extended) */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie.

====Verse 2 Continued====
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Spoken (Outro Setup)===
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches. 
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T17:48:48Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Verse 2 */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold, 
Lions with a lie to be told, 
Epstein's underage spiders— 

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]'' 

Cocks rising with the sun, 

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]'' 
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]'' 

Octopi want to lick my pie.

===Verse 2 (Extended)===
Batties with a bite so bold. 
Lions with a lie to be told. 
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽ 
Cocks rising with the sun,

====Spoken====
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.

====Verse 2 Continued====
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Spoken (Outro Setup)===
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches. 
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T17:48:10Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Verse 2 */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold,
Lions with a lie to be told,
Epstein's underage spiders—

''[Confused 3rd Party: Da' fuck??]''

Cocks rising with the sun,

''[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave.]''
''[Spoken: Ladies, beehive, okay.]''

Octopi want to lick my pie.

===Verse 2 (Extended)===
Batties with a bite so bold. 
Lions with a lie to be told. 
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽ 
Cocks rising with the sun,

====Spoken====
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.

====Verse 2 Continued====
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Spoken (Outro Setup)===
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches. 
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T17:24:22Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Post-Chorus */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
We're Men Attracted to Pets 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! 

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold. 
Lions with a lie to be told. 
Epstein's underage spiders 
Confused 3rd Party: Da' Fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

====Spoken====
Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster -- behave. 
Ladies beehive, okay.

====Verse 2 Continued====
Octopi want to lick my pie.

===Verse 2 (Extended)===
Batties with a bite so bold. 
Lions with a lie to be told. 
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽ 
Cocks rising with the sun,

====Spoken====
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.

====Verse 2 Continued====
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Spoken (Outro Setup)===
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches. 
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T17:22:33Z

MurdochMaxwell: /* Verse 2 */

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold. 
Lions with a lie to be told. 
Epstein's underage spiders 
Confused 3rd Party: Da' Fuck?? 
Cocks rising with the sun, 

====Spoken====
Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster -- behave. 
Ladies beehive, okay.

====Verse 2 Continued====
Octopi want to lick my pie.

===Verse 2 (Extended)===
Batties with a bite so bold. 
Lions with a lie to be told. 
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽ 
Cocks rising with the sun,

====Spoken====
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.

====Verse 2 Continued====
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Spoken (Outro Setup)===
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches. 
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T17:16:41Z

MurdochMaxwell:

==Lyrics==

===Chorus / Hook===
Sex with the opposite sex 
Is not so easy to get, 
So why don’t we get down with our pets? 
Rabbits hop on top, 
Turtles hard as rock.

===Post-Chorus===
Get down, get down, wild side flow, 
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

===Spoken===
So that’s like the beginning of the rap, 
And we’re going to go through some animals. 
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

===Verse 1===
Snakes that coil and squeeze, 
Bees that buzz and tease. 
Platypus… fuck. 
Beaver, Imma heave her, 
Owls hoot just right, 
Bulls. Oh my! 
Foxes, oh yeah they sly, 
Swans got that neck game right.

===Verse 2===
Batties with a bite so bold. 
Lions with a lie to be told. 
Epstein's underage spiders What ‽ 
Cocks rising with the sun,

====Spoken====
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.

====Verse 2 Continued====
Octopi want to lick my pie.

===Verse 2 (Extended)===
Batties with a bite so bold. 
Lions with a lie to be told. 
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽ 
Cocks rising with the sun,

====Spoken====
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.

====Verse 2 Continued====
Octopi want to lick my pie. 
Humans need not apply 
For we have Octopi 
Otters gonna watch tonight 
Hippos in my car tonight 
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry 
Father I objectify butterflies 
I fuck my possums not alive

===Spoken (Outro Setup)===
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches. 
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.

===Pre-Chorus===
It’s getting wild, boyz 
Every creature got a rhythm and a role, 
No hole, too small 
From the ground to the sky, hear the call, 
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics

2026-04-02T17:14:19Z

MurdochMaxwell: Created page with "[CHORUS / HOOK] Sex with the opposite sex Is not so easy to get, So why don’t we get down with our pets? Rabbits hop on top, Turtles hard as rock. [POST-CHORUS] Get down, get down, wild side flow, Every beast in the zoo don’t say no! [SPOKEN] So that’s like the beginning of the rap, And we’re going to go through some animals. I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but… [VERSE 1] Snakes that coil and squeeze, Bees that..."

[CHORUS / HOOK]
Sex with the opposite sex
Is not so easy to get,
So why don’t we get down with our pets?
Rabbits hop on top,
Turtles hard as rock.

[POST-CHORUS]
Get down, get down, wild side flow,
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!

[SPOKEN]
So that’s like the beginning of the rap,
And we’re going to go through some animals.
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but…

[VERSE 1]
Snakes that coil and squeeze,
Bees that buzz and tease.
Platypus… fuck.
Beaver, Imma heave her,
Owls hoot just right,
Bulls. Oh my!
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,
Swans got that neck game right.

[VERSE 2]
Batties with a bite so bold.
Lions with a lie to be told.
Epstein's underage spiders What ‽
Cocks rising with the sun,
[Spoken]
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.
[Verse 2 Continued]
Octopi want to lick my pie.

[VERSE 2]
Batties with a bite so bold.
Lions with a lie to be told.
Epstein's underage spiders [Hot Mic Befuddled Softly Spoken Confused Moment].... Da’ Fuck??‽
Cocks rising with the sun,
[Spoken]
Just for proper context I'm referring to a rooster here, okay.
[Verse 2 Continued]
Octopi want to lick my pie.
Humans need not apply
For we have Octopi
Otters gonna watch tonight
Hippos In my car tonight
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry
Father I objectify butterflies
I fuck my possums not alive

[Spoken]
Okay, but like, at the end, as a closer, as an outro, I think we’re going to go for a FUCK THE WHALES! Not, like, be negligent of the whales; I mean, like, we care for the whales. Like, it’s gonna be more like SAVE THE WHALES! Mneeah. Save the Whales, not as a proper stewerd, but like, Fuck the Whales, man, literally and romantically. Cause we get no bitches.
We’ll treat the whales like we do the environment. Like, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT. And I want to make sure people understand the proper context. I mean, not to save the environment, but rather to literally fuck the environment. We have to tell the people, ya know, the proper context, that we want to fuck the biosphere.
[PRE-CHORUS]
It’s getting wild, boyz
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,
No hole, too small
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all.

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Jottings I: Panoply of Fragments From Nephro- to the Emu-shagger

2026-03-01T10:16:19Z

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{{#ev:youtube|1NE_IvlPWwM|560|center|Jottings I: Panoply of Fragments – From Nephro- to the Emu-shagger (MoribundMurdoch)}}

== Overview ==
''Jottings'' is a series in which MoribundMurdoch revisits old notebook fragments and riffs on vocabulary, slang, cultural references, and loosely connected concepts.

== Nephr/o- ==
===Type===
Combining form (medical)

===Definition===
Relating to the kidney.

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== Fitta ==
===Type===
Noun (Swedish, vulgar)

===Definition===
A vulgar Swedish term referring to the female genitalia.

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== Verbigerate ==
===Type===
Verb

===Definition===
To repeat a word or phrase obsessively or without meaningful purpose.

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== Pananthrophile ==
===Type===
Noun

===Definition===
A person who loves all of humanity; one who feels affection toward humankind as a whole.

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== Logorrhea ==
===Type===
Noun

===Definition===
Excessive or uncontrolled talkativeness; an outpouring of words.

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== -pexy ==
===Type===
Suffix (medical)

===Definition===
Denoting surgical fixation or suspension of an organ.

== Froward ==
===Type===
Adjective

===Definition===
Willfully contrary or difficult to deal with; disobedient or perverse.

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== Umbratile ==
===Type===
Adjective

===Definition===
Fond of shade; accustomed to retirement or seclusion.

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== 浴室 ==
===Type===
Noun (Chinese)

===Definition===
Bathroom; bathing room.

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== Caud/o- ==
===Type===
Combining form (medical)

===Definition===
Relating to the tail or posterior part of the body.

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== Zyg/o- ==
===Type===
Combining form (medical)

===Definition===
Relating to a yoke, junction, or pairing; often referring to the zygomatic (cheek) region.

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== -assay ==
===Type===
Suffix / Verb-forming element

===Definition===
To attempt, test, or examine.

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== -plasty ==
===Type===
Suffix (medical)

===Definition===
Denoting surgical repair, reconstruction, or molding of tissue.

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== Septoplasty ==
===Type===
Noun (medical)

===Definition===
Surgical correction of a deviated nasal septum.

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== -facient ==
===Type===
Suffix

===Definition===
Producing or causing; making.

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== Liquefacient ==
===Type===
Adjective

===Definition===
Causing something to become liquid.

== Choleric ==
===Type===
Adjective

===Definition===
Easily angered; bad-tempered; prone to irritation.

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== Irascible ==
===Type===
Adjective

===Definition===
Easily provoked to anger; quick-tempered.

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== Shirty ==
===Type===
Adjective (informal, chiefly British)

===Definition===
Irritated, annoyed, or bad-tempered.

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* '''Episode:''' I
* '''Creator:''' MoribundMurdoch
* '''Platform:''' YouTube
* '''Video:''' https://youtu.be/1NE_IvlPWwM

== References ==
* {{Cite web |url=https://youtu.be/1NE_IvlPWwM |title=Jottings I: Panoply of Fragments | From Nephro- to the Emu-shagger |website=YouTube |author=MoribundMurdoch}}

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Jottings I: Panoply of Fragments From Nephro- to the Emu-shagger

2026-03-01T10:10:04Z

MurdochMaxwell:

{{#ev:youtube|1NE_IvlPWwM|560|center|Jottings I: Panoply of Fragments – From Nephro- to the Emu-shagger (MoribundMurdoch)}}

== Overview ==
''Jottings'' is a series in which MoribundMurdoch revisits old notebook fragments and riffs on vocabulary, slang, cultural references, and loosely connected concepts.

== Nephr/o- ==
===Type===
Combining form (medical)

===Definition===
Relating to the kidney.

----

== Fitta ==
===Type===
Noun (Swedish, vulgar)

===Definition===
A vulgar Swedish term referring to the female genitalia.

----

== Verbigerate ==
===Type===
Verb

===Definition===
To repeat a word or phrase obsessively or without meaningful purpose.

----

== Pananthrophile ==
===Type===
Noun

===Definition===
A person who loves all of humanity; one who feels affection toward humankind as a whole.

----

== Logorrhea ==
===Type===
Noun

===Definition===
Excessive or uncontrolled talkativeness; an outpouring of words.

----

== -pexy ==
===Type===
Suffix (medical)

===Definition===
Denoting surgical fixation or suspension of an organ.

== Froward ==
===Type===
Adjective

===Definition===
Willfully contrary or difficult to deal with; disobedient or perverse.

----

== Umbratile ==
===Type===
Adjective

===Definition===
Fond of shade; accustomed to retirement or seclusion.

----

== 浴室 ==
===Type===
Noun (Chinese)

===Definition===
Bathroom; bathing room.

----

== Caud/o- ==
===Type===
Combining form (medical)

===Definition===
Relating to the tail or posterior part of the body.

----

== Zyg/o- ==
===Type===
Combining form (medical)

===Definition===
Relating to a yoke, junction, or pairing; often referring to the zygomatic (cheek) region.

----

== -assay ==
===Type===
Suffix / Verb-forming element

===Definition===
To attempt, test, or examine.

----

== -plasty ==
===Type===
Suffix (medical)

===Definition===
Denoting surgical repair, reconstruction, or molding of tissue.

----

== Septoplasty ==
===Type===
Noun (medical)

===Definition===
Surgical correction of a deviated nasal septum.

----

== -facient ==
===Type===
Suffix

===Definition===
Producing or causing; making.

----

== Liquefacient ==
===Type===
Adjective

===Definition===
Causing something to become liquid.

== Episode metadata ==
* '''Series:''' Jottings
* '''Episode:''' I
* '''Creator:''' MoribundMurdoch
* '''Platform:''' YouTube
* '''Video:''' https://youtu.be/1NE_IvlPWwM

== References ==
* {{Cite web |url=https://youtu.be/1NE_IvlPWwM |title=Jottings I: Panoply of Fragments | From Nephro- to the Emu-shagger |website=YouTube |author=MoribundMurdoch}}

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Jottings I: Panoply of Fragments From Nephro- to the Emu-shagger

2026-03-01T10:05:48Z

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Jottings I: Panoply of Fragments From Nephro- to the Emu-shagger

2026-03-01T10:00:42Z

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