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		<title>Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MurdochHarris: /* Pre-Chorus */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Lyrics==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re Men Attracted to Pets&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Spoken===&lt;br /&gt;
So that’s like the beginning of the track,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And we’re going to go through some animals.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Interjection===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BABOON BOOTY!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 1===&lt;br /&gt;
Snakes that coil and squeeze,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bees that buzz and tease.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Platypus… fuck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beaver, Imma heave her,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Owls hoot just right,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bulls. Oh my!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swans got that neck game right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 2===&lt;br /&gt;
Batties with a bite so bold,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lions with a lie to be told,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Epstein&#039;s underage spiders...,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ayo??...Da&#039; fuck??&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cocks rising with the sun,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just for context, I’m referring to a rooster. Beehive, ladies, okay?&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Octopi want to lick my pie.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Humans need not apply&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
For we have Octopi&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Otters gonna watch tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Father I objectify butterflies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I fuck my possums not alive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bridge Rap===&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THE WHALES!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean to screw them,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; I don’t mean screw ’em over,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Literally, romantically, yeah let&#039;s make them wail,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We literally fuck the environment.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo can&#039;t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Spoken)===&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We might’ve taken that a little too far.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like… legally, probably.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Okay Karen beehive.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fading]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Sung)===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, Wild side flow…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every dino got a hole…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
T-Rex can’t reach low…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So I lend a helping soul…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fade out]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
My hands?! Yeah… I can&#039;t help where they go…&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MurdochHarris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics</title>
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		<updated>2026-04-02T21:30:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MurdochHarris: /* Pre-Chorus */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Lyrics==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re Men Attracted to Pets&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Spoken===&lt;br /&gt;
So that’s like the beginning of the track,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And we’re going to go through some animals.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Interjection===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BABOON BOOTY!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 1===&lt;br /&gt;
Snakes that coil and squeeze,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bees that buzz and tease.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Platypus… fuck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beaver, Imma heave her,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Owls hoot just right,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bulls. Oh my!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swans got that neck game right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 2===&lt;br /&gt;
Batties with a bite so bold,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lions with a lie to be told,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Epstein&#039;s underage spiders...,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ayo??...Da&#039; fuck??&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cocks rising with the sun,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just for context, I’m referring to a rooster. Beehive, ladies, okay?&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Octopi want to lick my pie.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Humans need not apply&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
For we have Octopi&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Otters gonna watch tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Father I objectify butterflies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I fuck my possums not alive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bridge Rap===&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THE WHALES!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean to screw them,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; I don’t mean screw ’em over,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Literally, romantically, yeah let&#039;s make them wail,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We literally fuck the environment.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the seas to the skies, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo can&#039;t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Spoken)===&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We might’ve taken that a little too far.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like… legally, probably.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Okay Karen beehive.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fading]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Sung)===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, Wild side flow…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every dino got a hole…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
T-Rex can’t reach low…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So I lend a helping soul…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fade out]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
My hands?! Yeah… I can&#039;t help where they go…&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MurdochHarris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.moribundmurdoch.com/index.php?title=Men_Attracted_To_Pets_M.A.P._Lyrics&amp;diff=63</id>
		<title>Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.moribundmurdoch.com/index.php?title=Men_Attracted_To_Pets_M.A.P._Lyrics&amp;diff=63"/>
		<updated>2026-04-02T21:27:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MurdochHarris: /* Verse 2 */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Lyrics==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re Men Attracted to Pets&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Spoken===&lt;br /&gt;
So that’s like the beginning of the track,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And we’re going to go through some animals.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Interjection===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BABOON BOOTY!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 1===&lt;br /&gt;
Snakes that coil and squeeze,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bees that buzz and tease.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Platypus… fuck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beaver, Imma heave her,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Owls hoot just right,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bulls. Oh my!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swans got that neck game right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 2===&lt;br /&gt;
Batties with a bite so bold,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lions with a lie to be told,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Epstein&#039;s underage spiders...,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ayo??...Da&#039; fuck??&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cocks rising with the sun,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just for context, I’m referring to a rooster. Beehive, ladies, okay?&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Octopi want to lick my pie.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Humans need not apply&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
For we have Octopi&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Otters gonna watch tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Father I objectify butterflies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I fuck my possums not alive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bridge Rap===&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THE WHALES!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean to screw them,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; I don’t mean screw ’em over,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Literally, romantically, yeah let&#039;s make them wail,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We literally fuck the environment.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo can&#039;t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Spoken)===&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We might’ve taken that a little too far.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like… legally, probably.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Okay Karen beehive.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fading]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Sung)===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, Wild side flow…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every dino got a hole…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
T-Rex can’t reach low…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So I lend a helping soul…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fade out]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
My hands?! Yeah… I can&#039;t help where they go…&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MurdochHarris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.moribundmurdoch.com/index.php?title=Men_Attracted_To_Pets_M.A.P._Lyrics&amp;diff=62</id>
		<title>Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.moribundmurdoch.com/index.php?title=Men_Attracted_To_Pets_M.A.P._Lyrics&amp;diff=62"/>
		<updated>2026-04-02T21:24:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MurdochHarris: /* Outro (Sung) */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Lyrics==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re Men Attracted to Pets&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Spoken===&lt;br /&gt;
So that’s like the beginning of the track,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And we’re going to go through some animals.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Interjection===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BABOON BOOTY!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 1===&lt;br /&gt;
Snakes that coil and squeeze,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bees that buzz and tease.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Platypus… fuck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beaver, Imma heave her,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Owls hoot just right,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bulls. Oh my!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swans got that neck game right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 2===&lt;br /&gt;
Batties with a bite so bold,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lions with a lie to be told,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Epstein&#039;s underage spiders...,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ayo??...Da&#039; fuck??&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cocks rising with the sun,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Octopi want to lick my pie.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Humans need not apply&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
For we have Octopi&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Otters gonna watch tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Father I objectify butterflies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I fuck my possums not alive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bridge Rap===&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THE WHALES!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean to screw them,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; I don’t mean screw ’em over,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Literally, romantically, yeah let&#039;s make them wail,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We literally fuck the environment.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo can&#039;t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Spoken)===&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We might’ve taken that a little too far.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like… legally, probably.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Okay Karen beehive.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fading]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Sung)===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, Wild side flow…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every dino got a hole…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
T-Rex can’t reach low…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So I lend a helping soul…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fade out]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
My hands?! Yeah… I can&#039;t help where they go…&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MurdochHarris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.moribundmurdoch.com/index.php?title=Men_Attracted_To_Pets_M.A.P._Lyrics&amp;diff=61</id>
		<title>Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.moribundmurdoch.com/index.php?title=Men_Attracted_To_Pets_M.A.P._Lyrics&amp;diff=61"/>
		<updated>2026-04-02T21:23:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MurdochHarris: /* Outro (Spoken) */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Lyrics==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re Men Attracted to Pets&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Spoken===&lt;br /&gt;
So that’s like the beginning of the track,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And we’re going to go through some animals.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Interjection===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BABOON BOOTY!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 1===&lt;br /&gt;
Snakes that coil and squeeze,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bees that buzz and tease.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Platypus… fuck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beaver, Imma heave her,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Owls hoot just right,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bulls. Oh my!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swans got that neck game right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 2===&lt;br /&gt;
Batties with a bite so bold,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lions with a lie to be told,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Epstein&#039;s underage spiders...,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ayo??...Da&#039; fuck??&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cocks rising with the sun,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Octopi want to lick my pie.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Humans need not apply&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
For we have Octopi&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Otters gonna watch tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Father I objectify butterflies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I fuck my possums not alive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bridge Rap===&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THE WHALES!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean to screw them,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; I don’t mean screw ’em over,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Literally, romantically, yeah let&#039;s make them wail,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We literally fuck the environment.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo can&#039;t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Spoken)===&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We might’ve taken that a little too far.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like… legally, probably.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Okay Karen beehive.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fading]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Sung)===&lt;br /&gt;
Wild side flow…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every dino got a hole…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
T-Rex can’t reach low…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So I lend a helping soul…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fade out]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
My hands?! Yeah… I can&#039;t help where they go…&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MurdochHarris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.moribundmurdoch.com/index.php?title=Men_Attracted_To_Pets_M.A.P._Lyrics&amp;diff=60</id>
		<title>Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.moribundmurdoch.com/index.php?title=Men_Attracted_To_Pets_M.A.P._Lyrics&amp;diff=60"/>
		<updated>2026-04-02T21:22:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MurdochHarris: /* Verse 2 */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Lyrics==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re Men Attracted to Pets&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Spoken===&lt;br /&gt;
So that’s like the beginning of the track,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And we’re going to go through some animals.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Interjection===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BABOON BOOTY!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 1===&lt;br /&gt;
Snakes that coil and squeeze,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bees that buzz and tease.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Platypus… fuck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beaver, Imma heave her,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Owls hoot just right,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bulls. Oh my!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swans got that neck game right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 2===&lt;br /&gt;
Batties with a bite so bold,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lions with a lie to be told,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Epstein&#039;s underage spiders...,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ayo??...Da&#039; fuck??&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cocks rising with the sun,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Octopi want to lick my pie.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Humans need not apply&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
For we have Octopi&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Otters gonna watch tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Amomaxia, Yuh, Hippos in my car tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Father I objectify butterflies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I fuck my possums not alive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bridge Rap===&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THE WHALES!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean to screw them,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; I don’t mean screw ’em over,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Literally, romantically, yeah let&#039;s make them wail,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We literally fuck the environment.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo can&#039;t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Spoken)===&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We might’ve taken that a little too far.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like… legally, probably.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Okay Karen beehive.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fading]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Sung)===&lt;br /&gt;
Wild side flow…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every dino got a hole…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
T-Rex can’t reach low…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So I lend a helping soul…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fade out]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
My hands?! Yeah… I can&#039;t help where they go…&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MurdochHarris</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Men Attracted To Pets M.A.P. Lyrics</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;MurdochHarris: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Lyrics==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re Men Attracted to Pets&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo don’t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Spoken===&lt;br /&gt;
So that’s like the beginning of the track,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And we’re going to go through some animals.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don’t know exactly how we’re going to go through each of the animals, but but but…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Interjection===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BABOON BOOTY!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 1===&lt;br /&gt;
Snakes that coil and squeeze,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bees that buzz and tease.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Platypus… fuck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Beaver, Imma heave her,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Owls hoot just right,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bulls. Oh my!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Foxes, oh yeah they sly,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swans got that neck game right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Verse 2===&lt;br /&gt;
Batties with a bite so bold,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lions with a lie to be told,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Epstein&#039;s underage spiders...,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ayo??...Da&#039; fuck??&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cocks rising with the sun,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[Spoken: Just for proper context, I’m referring to a rooster—behave. Ladies, beehive, okay.]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Octopi want to lick my pie.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Humans need not apply&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
For we have Octopi&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Otters gonna watch tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hippos in my car tonight&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Oxpeckers gonna blot me dry&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Father I objectify butterflies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I fuck my possums not alive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bridge Rap===&lt;br /&gt;
FUCK THE WHALES!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not, like, be negligent of the whales,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Or leave ’em be, nah that ain’t the tale,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean to screw them,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp; I don’t mean screw ’em over,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No, I mean fuck the whales, man, closer and closer.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Literally, romantically, yeah let&#039;s make them wail,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
’Cause we get no bitches, so we pivot to whales.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We treat the whales like we treat the environment,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not to save it, nah we twist them into pretzels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We literally fuck the environment.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We gotta tell the people, you know, the proper context,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Spell it out clear so there’s no pretense,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re talking biosphere, yeah that whole expanse,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Say it how we mean it, deadass nocap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pre-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
It’s getting wild, boyz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every creature got a rhythm and a role,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
No hole too small, yeah we too far gone,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
From the ground to the sky, hear the call,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Caw caw&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When the beat drops down, we’re diving in it all,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Next, we burn in hell? Yeah, we risk it all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Sex with the opposite sex&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is not so easy to get,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So why don’t we get down with our pets?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Rabbits hop on top,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turtles hard as rock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Post-Chorus===&lt;br /&gt;
Get down, get down, wild side flow,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We’re M.A.P., yeah you already know,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Crossin’ oceans, V.I.P.,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We got that motion in the ocean, they let it be,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every beast in the zoo can&#039;t say no!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Spoken)===&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, okay—hold up, hold up.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
We might’ve taken that a little too far.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like… legally, probably.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Okay Karen beehive.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fading]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Caw caw…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outro (Sung)===&lt;br /&gt;
Wild side flow…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Every dino got a hole…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
T-Rex can’t reach low…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So I lend a helping soul…&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;[fade out]&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
My hands?! Yeah… I can&#039;t help where they go…&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>MurdochHarris</name></author>
	</entry>
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